Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Large Green Lumps Of Mucous

And so ended the season of graduations ... Exploitation is under


Okay, okay, everyone has their addictions, so what?

Some people spend money on drugs, who spend it on clothes, who spend it on hi-tech trappings, there are those who spend it all'Armani Café, who will pay the brand and who manicure, c ' are those who buy books, who goes to the movies, people in the theater.

You, no.

You have an addiction and all of its own uniquely cosmopolitan you are taxi-addicted.

Or rather, depend to some extent by means of convenient transportation, generally understood. A few times this dependence was manifested as during the weekend.

You've been to Florence. When you were a maiden fuck university in Bologna (after all, studied science of sausages, you would like to) you c'andavi almost every month in Florence, who was studying in Florence Pepo your best friend, damn fool and that damn brilliant time same here. Now we go once a year, well that goes. And, above all, last Friday Pepo is a graduate in medicine. It took 110 Pepo because it always has been. A bucket, but with the rasta (at least in high school).

Then you went all bold you Friday after work. And thou hast tried, honestly thou hast tried. You took your sweet trolley, fell in six underworld underground Milanese, Sesto San Giovanni, you changed the line, straight to Porta Garibaldi, the station that most dismal ever built, the stuff of "We the children of the Po valley zoo."

Then you gave: Frecciarossa ... fuck! Not that there were great alternative ...

But you could try, after all, had it almost done, almost there, in fact you were just going to use means adapted to your finances.

Nonsense.

Frecciarossa you climb aboard and you left for the city of Dante, you've stayed mostly awake just to Bologna, where pre-recorded voice dell'algido bolide announced that it was coming to "Bologna Centrale", then repeat the same message in English that you, in stunning abbiocco by rail, you wondered how it is possible that, in Italy, even pre-recorded voice of train and pay with a pound of flesh have a foul English pronunciation.

Have you looked out the window and you recognize the bridge of Stalingrad Street, you've seen the college, did you see the park. And you remember, with indescribable surprise, there you were living there, you do not move from that place, who you those stairs covered with murals under which pitched punkammerda stench of doubt, you've got hundreds of climbs and times in three years. And, suddenly, for a few minutes, take a deep nostalgia for thee, turned around the veil of a life lost, a carefree insouciance that was not, but you remember it like that. Have you thought about what the college years are absolutely the most beautiful, thought to have a pacifier, to concerts, the smell that had the first real freedom, which thrilled because everything seemed possible and there, placed before you, specifically for Read.


Have you thought at the time that the main problems were made by para-Paturnie dictated by sentimental asshole in office, easily solved with a smile One of you came to the rescue equipped with Nutella and San Miguel.

Then, before being overwhelmed by the mental jerking off, the exclusive preserve of a female mind, have decided to concentrate on the super-hyper-manager that a chewing gum committing unspeakable in a splash of mouth (for the record, you have a serious problem, with people who chew loudly in public ... but also in private).

The Frecciarossa arrived in Florence, Pepo has come to pick you and you have embraced that almost crying, like an old aunt's country, proud and puffed up with pride.

A small rations have arrived in the Mid Melinda, the RAF and his man, Peppone and others from the deep south. On Saturday you ripasseggiato for the city, finding it increasingly infested with tourists, more and more beautiful, with a fierce desire to shop and the inability to satisfy this desire for you, precisely, they spend money just to buy weekly dose of high-speed train or taxi.

Started off from the dome, you always took 8 in art history when she spoke about what it is that Brunelleschi had invented the dome, you're down because of Calzaioli, up to Piazza della Signoria, which is your favorite, which always makes you think of that award, that of the first literary competition which were attending in the hall of the 500 thousand years ago. And then down to the Uffizi, where a lot of mimes inspired your own story and then up to the Lungarno Ponte Vecchio, to get in front of Palazzo Pitti and sit there, as Pepo says: "To sit here like Marlene, if had not understood. " More than anything else: "Sit down," Marlene like this, one might say in facebookkese.

While you were there, sitting, Peppone recently entered in the register of professional engineers and virgin Paturnie narrated his earlier work, throwing in statements like: "So I could stay with their qualifications and not to the university ".

Eh. You could not not to tell him that if he read your blog with constancy and commitment, would have been more prepared for this unfortunate fate.

You've embraced, while others think wise counsel on the quality of life in general, were delivered to the track 1, from other stakeholders.

Then you come home, have dinner out because, apparently, some men are completely unable to visit Florence without eating Florentine 3 kg of raw, bleeding and pawing at his head. And in the evening, the graduation party at a farmhouse in the Florentine hills.

old friends, so many familiar faces and many new faces. People emerged from approximate and rediscovered old memories. And then the famous "mischione" worthy of the best 15 year olds.

Vodka Lemon, cuba libre, long island, rum and pear, rum and orange because the pear will, sooner or later, as it revels in all respects and to some extent one has to reinventarseli cicchetti ...

From there, confused images, pieces of party lost the next day and emerges from the stories of others and photographs, the RAF that proposes another shot, one more, before disappearing into oblivion regurgitation alcohol and collapse in machine. The army of ultra-twenties begins to lose the first recruits, while Dr. Pepo falls from the table on which dances in his underwear.

Pepo pacifier was lost, as you saw it a few times. It was beautiful. He had grown up. We would often, lately, of looking and thinking "has become a little man." And now, as if it were not enough of the gym, healthy living, good-bye to nicotine and pierced eyebrow, and he also graduated in Medicine. Think of thanks and think of his thesis that, as written by him, you worship a thousand reasons, and this only makes your relationship. A kind of unconditional bond that needs no explanation. Sometimes you're afraid that the loose life, this bond. Then you look at it and think that perhaps yes, in part, perhaps. But no. Do you think in those thanks for Gaia and for you, in that "for years stimulate my intelligence with them, "there is everything that has to be.
The army of ultra-twenties and you lose more and more recruits, which in the old version we do not sponge saw a while ago, you were happy that ever.

Without sitting down, without stopping, dancing, flickering between a chat, a hug to Peppone, a daring snog with the goal of Melinda, a toast with Ciccio, a "take me to pee?" that the thrill reverses the original state even women the most advanced and here you and Gaia in the bathroom to laugh, laugh to death, curled up in an unlikely position that makes you think every time, "Judah, I want to be reborn male (Lean and gifted )"...

And the feeling, beautiful, soothing, exhilarating, to be in your life including your friends to remember who you are.

boh Then, it will be that you are scorpion, and, apart from being the most erotic zodiac sign, jealous and possessive, the scorpion to be reluctant to change, so much in need of rationalization ...

you shared Frecciarossa Sunday, of course, wondering if by chance in alcohol is not the peace of mind while you turned your head again ...

arrived in Milan, you've waited your taxi, surrounded by fog and thinking nausebondo that another winter is surely come.

Then came the taxi, your abstinence as a means of convenient transportation has at last ceased, and after 17 €, you came home.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Recurring Deposit Formulas Example

superfine (assholes)



stagismo It is a bit 'like going to school. One complains, complains and complains because it ignores what comes next. Now, you're no longer an intern, you can tell.




One complains, and assumes, to some extent, that is the next step, albeit vaguely resembling one of the many myths which have grown in the shade, we derelict generations born in the late seventies and the first half of the eighties.




"Stuuuudia, you need to become independent!"


"Sow good, then they reap the rewards"


"Get busy! E 'rise through the ranks, we did it all!"


"Now working ... then you'll see ..."




that every time you sweat like Yeti to Agadir August 14 for not answering:


"What the fuck do I see?"


"But what do you know? But what do you say? Why should I trust you, cowardly expectations, why should I believe that things will get better as my youth slips away, day after day, in a state of apnea so deep almost made me forget who I am? " (Which also approaching birthday, in short, it must be said and this does not help ... and thou hast well the cycle, in other words, it must be said and this does not help at all).




do not know how to explain well, but this kind of selflessness professional so mythologized, this sublimation of the 'hard core autoschiavismo culturally imposed, for you short-sighted and has the same air of opioid "Blessed the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven " that to you, since I was 10 years, the gold-rimmed glasses and lenses round in perfect harmony with your eidetic fitness of obese children , and read this shit to church because of the Nazi-binding catechism useful to achieve the most holy sacrament of communion (which come to think of one you can not even sell on HP) ... well, even then you looked like a jack ass than just offensive.




to say: "Look, I can also be a human case and accept it but, like Jesus Christ, do not tell me that I also feel awannasgheps and thank you for the most miserable of lives ... but what I've got written on the forehead, Flavia Vento ? "




were saying that when an intern is not complaining is that ignoring the exploitation is superfine virtue, which reinvents itself if necessary, refining its features, redesigned in the manner and appearance to lead to unexpected results, at some level, pejorative.




In the life of each intern reloaded , in fact, there is a time when you say "From now on you will have an intern!"




echoes in your mind a little 'disturbing, especially the word but the concept, which takes a rare bounce from wall to wall of your large braincase "A stagggista?"


"But as an intern? But who wants an intern?" You thought.


"Mh-mh ', however, as they say because you said the grandparents" A trainee is not given to looking in my mouth. "




And so began the grisly exhibition of the labor market under 30, graduates of smuggling that are auctioned, with enviable curriculum, degrees, master, titles, stays at 'foreign that you think "Okay but I do like watching this guy three years older than me and graduated from Bournemouth and tell him to do the scans? It' s been too little time when I did, that this has ever you open a blog where the story starts to bitch and I'm fat? "




All the while you've changed, in part, team and customers. Now you no longer just the boss with bad breath, no sir, it was too easy. Now you have two, say two heads, signoressignori, someone offers more? Two heads and one, two and two heads, two heads and three, gentlemen! Marlene Barrett was awarded a life of hell with two heads in the same room that, sooner or later, you will fight his precious manpower and mild.




Bullshit aside, this should be a growth, another myth highly desirable.




The fact is that now works on a client who you like and, at least, do not you feel that you write press releases about new pubic hair the PPPT (PeliPubiciPerTutti ), ideal as a Christmas thought for anyone, even on holidays and still want the pleasure of a beautiful coat pubic bone, black and tenacious on the edge of the process, here.




's just that items are bizarre creatures , flawed and insatiable, and nothing seems to be enough for them. Then you, now you do not write more, do not you invite more people to dinner, do not grow any more of your passions, speak no more on the phone with your friends, you who have abandoned all your para-artistic projects, now that you work on average 12 hours a day, but for real, non-stop, without even a side trip up feisbuc repubblicapuntoit or you do not know what I miss most is happening in this cesspool of the country, that you feel that you're finally doing the ass , in a sense, I'll also be glad you're doing because you feel strangely motivated. You, who do not see any of your able-go so late in the evening, which you earn over 900 euro per month, are you saying that what you do is not enough and that is certainly no different to the eyes of the customer.




needs to be done.




Then try to imagine how you should be, deep thinking to find the magical alchemy of termination, the arcane formula to meet the capitalist assholes that you command, and that you do not command a person, but you resource, you tool, you contraption contemporary perfected android technology found , you who are neither more nor less than a silk epil, you do not have a life and not have it, you do not have a family, friends, a relationship, you do not have to have a shit outside of your work . You have imagined what would be your ideal life, to meet the very high, so cool, elegant CEO of your agency in super-super-pussy-super center at Milan. And you answer:




Wake up at 6 am.


jogging to keep fit.


8.30 am in the office working.


about in "beat the newsroom" all morning, that when they use this expression here, "beat the editorial," you unwittingly increased salivation, like Pavlov's dog, and an overwhelming need to spit t'assale in the face.


Lunch
the beautician to heal, to draining treatments and facials ... and with € 900 per month in Milan you can afford it just fine.


Afternoon proactive and brilliant.


Three hours of unpaid overtime to attend to the operation: precision and punctuality are essential. If you can not do it, do not panic, you can always come to the office on weekends.


gym to keep fit.


Vegetarian Dinner with purifying tea.


After Dinner leafing through newspapers and magazines that do not have time to browse in 12 hours in the office.


Or, alternatively, social event to go Piar.


to bed not too late, that you do not befit those dark circles.




yes, this would the difference.


A well, really deserves an award later this year. Really deserve promotion to the amazing thousand euros per month.


So yes, all life.


Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Prince Graphite-titanium

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October from 10 to 18!

Friday, October 1, 2010

Lots Mirror Ikea Tape Remove

To you, asshole editor bankruptcy ... A slave is always





After the semi-flop of the last post, you had promised to raise a bit 'the moral of this blog.

You thought that the shooting patrons of this little corner of cyber frustration could also have beautifully broken my balls of your complaints. Why not.

So did you remain silent.

And today you decide to write again not because your mood has changed, but simply because they do not want to reveal to yourself that you give up the blog. But not those even the words that would be too busy as an asset.

order not to bore the unfortunate readers, circles, and almost certainly contrary to the usual bankruptcy, be brief.

- white flag, you soft. You can not do it. Are you tired of fighting and complaining. They win. Did you have a customer wanted, what the fuck are you complaining about? Next, as a good, empty you know how you do, sing a dwarf curly and agitated at the piano, in a tribute to Cocciante. Emptied and then filled with useless facts that shine on the daily curriculum. Give up your passions. Do not give yourself a dinner with friends. Do not dream of being able to take care of your projects. Not your relationship, not your parents. You married your work, it would be frustrating as married Jesus, only that eventually end up in hell also.

- The RAF, your historical friend who lived in Milan before you us it transferred you, go away. Two days ago you made the drink goodbye. He goes to Bologna. There are his, his sister, her nieces, her boyfriend. The work will find it. And you, in his place, would you have done the same too. You and the RAF have also coined a new motto existential-generational: "No Hope". Subtitle: "No, we can."
Then the RAF added "Maybe me and said so before ..." - "It was this what we rush to squander the savings of our parents' implied.
However, in less than a piece of family, for you, in this pleasure-loving city that is full of old family pieces (in the sense of the word mafia).
- Ciarli yesterday did an interview in Palermo. You've fantasized about an interesting place, then. You may also send you CV to apply in Palermo and a good agency with the sea in front of the desk. It could be the new trend: "Let us return to our crime, we return to our unemployment, back to our pollution, people go home!"
Have you tried to explain to chatter that a defeat would not return, no turning back. Have you tried to explain that, if possible, return would be the only sensible thing to do.

- Amnesia believed to be clinically depressed. Clinically, I think I am too.

- Amnesia and chat - who are roommates - until a few months ago every morning crossed the corridor in the morning and said "I do not want to go to school" - "School shit." Now cross in the corridor and say in unison: "Life shit."

- You come to the conclusion that we do not reproduce it, we pay off as a race. And rightly so. People who lose a relationship, who will work 12 hours a day to € 1000 per month will not have a family. Good that you can go pick up a quick lunch break in sexual intercourse with someone who suffers from premature ejaculation (if one of the benefits of your agency will include a weekly appointment with Simplicio Siffredi - Rocco younger brother - that the VAT number you may also download - for anyone who wants to use them, you're sure that the air would be more breathable, which would save some PR in beauty treatments for the benefit of their skin).

- Would you like to comment on something on the news, on politics, cultural fascism ... but at the moment have lost the interest for that too, because after a bit 'interest is lost, it becomes even there, made gentle and docile. Dishes and exhausted.

Amen.

For the rest you're just waiting to lose the mental health and the desire to live, to gain happiness. One day you read in the newspaper a title like:
twenty-four suicide bombers blew up in a footnote agency
PR Milan
disappointment among the members of the League: "It was not nemmanco Muslim! "

At that point, think of me.
waste it And a prayer for me, pray that hell is at least plays rock.


And above all: "You asshole editor bankruptcy that happened on this blog after my departure turbulent, public memories of this poor soul precarious, exploited and broken up, much worse than the brother one of Rino Gaetano.
Then send the volume to the Italian ruling class, not before cosparco every single page of anthrax. Then, when someone tells you, that I was just a whiny scassacazzi and delirious, you show them a good average, a little grinding 'teeth. Do not say "fuck", however, which seems a little boy, my dear editor bankruptcy that happened on this blog after my departure turbulent. "


Well, at this point, you're at it, you will:


- target the BarrettMobile Pepo your best friend, who has stopped smoking and about to graduate in medicine, so I can use it a bit 'before handing it to the benefit of a Porsche Cayenne
- Destini your collection of DVDs in the middle Melinda, along with the gray sweatshirt with hood.
- Destini your plate to the RAF, which has straight hair and soft but never mind, keep it in vain to remember his friend with the bulb paglifero.
- deliver your 32-inch television chatter and Amnesia, because you know they'll love
- Destini your wardrobe to the poor
- Destini your shoe collection for the benefit of Google Analytics, thanks to a giveaway on this blog, which is fashionable to put shit up for grabs to increase access. And then the glory of post-mortem draws much dippiù.
- Destini your poster Gaia
- Destini set of glasses we had with each Mc Mc Donald Menu Peppone
- Destini your make-up for poor Eveline, the door of your building
- the Fates 'i-pod shuffle to your cousins, who will use it to turn
- Destini your collection of magnets to your mother
- Destini your unpublished writings to your father, hoping that you do not disassociate
Your HP Pavilion
no, the cocks, that want to take it in the afterlife.


past now, and Close. But
return, I hope.