stagismo It is a bit 'like going to school. One complains, complains and complains because it ignores what comes next. Now, you're no longer an intern, you can tell.
One complains, and assumes, to some extent, that is the next step, albeit vaguely resembling one of the many myths which have grown in the shade, we derelict generations born in the late seventies and the first half of the eighties.
"Stuuuudia, you need to become independent!"
"Sow good, then they reap the rewards"
"Get busy! E 'rise through the ranks, we did it all!"
"Now working ... then you'll see ..."
that every time you sweat like Yeti to Agadir August 14 for not answering:
"What the fuck do I see?"
"But what do you know? But what do you say? Why should I trust you, cowardly expectations, why should I believe that things will get better as my youth slips away, day after day, in a state of apnea so deep almost made me forget who I am? " (Which also approaching birthday, in short, it must be said and this does not help ... and thou hast well the cycle, in other words, it must be said and this does not help at all).
do not know how to explain well, but this kind of selflessness professional so mythologized, this sublimation of the 'hard core autoschiavismo culturally imposed, for you short-sighted and has the same air of opioid "Blessed the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven " that to you, since I was 10 years, the gold-rimmed glasses and lenses round in perfect harmony with your eidetic fitness of obese children , and read this shit to church because of the Nazi-binding catechism useful to achieve the most holy sacrament of communion (which come to think of one you can not even sell on HP) ... well, even then you looked like a jack ass than just offensive.
to say: "Look, I can also be a human case and accept it but, like Jesus Christ, do not tell me that I also feel awannasgheps and thank you for the most miserable of lives ... but what I've got written on the forehead, Flavia Vento ? "
were saying that when an intern is not complaining is that ignoring the exploitation is superfine virtue, which reinvents itself if necessary, refining its features, redesigned in the manner and appearance to lead to unexpected results, at some level, pejorative.
In the life of each intern reloaded , in fact, there is a time when you say "From now on you will have an intern!"
echoes in your mind a little 'disturbing, especially the word but the concept, which takes a rare bounce from wall to wall of your large braincase "A stagggista?"
"But as an intern? But who wants an intern?" You thought.
"Mh-mh ', however, as they say because you said the grandparents" A trainee is not given to looking in my mouth. "
And so began the grisly exhibition of the labor market under 30, graduates of smuggling that are auctioned, with enviable curriculum, degrees, master, titles, stays at 'foreign that you think "Okay but I do like watching this guy three years older than me and graduated from Bournemouth and tell him to do the scans? It' s been too little time when I did, that this has ever you open a blog where the story starts to bitch and I'm fat? "
All the while you've changed, in part, team and customers. Now you no longer just the boss with bad breath, no sir, it was too easy. Now you have two, say two heads, signoressignori, someone offers more? Two heads and one, two and two heads, two heads and three, gentlemen! Marlene Barrett was awarded a life of hell with two heads in the same room that, sooner or later, you will fight his precious manpower and mild.
Bullshit aside, this should be a growth, another myth highly desirable.
The fact is that now works on a client who you like and, at least, do not you feel that you write press releases about new pubic hair the PPPT (PeliPubiciPerTutti ), ideal as a Christmas thought for anyone, even on holidays and still want the pleasure of a beautiful coat pubic bone, black and tenacious on the edge of the process, here.
's just that items are bizarre creatures , flawed and insatiable, and nothing seems to be enough for them. Then you, now you do not write more, do not you invite more people to dinner, do not grow any more of your passions, speak no more on the phone with your friends, you who have abandoned all your para-artistic projects, now that you work on average 12 hours a day, but for real, non-stop, without even a side trip up feisbuc repubblicapuntoit or you do not know what I miss most is happening in this cesspool of the country, that you feel that you're finally doing the ass , in a sense, I'll also be glad you're doing because you feel strangely motivated. You, who do not see any of your able-go so late in the evening, which you earn over 900 euro per month, are you saying that what you do is not enough and that is certainly no different to the eyes of the customer.
needs to be done.
Then try to imagine how you should be, deep thinking to find the magical alchemy of termination, the arcane formula to meet the capitalist assholes that you command, and that you do not command a person, but you resource, you tool, you contraption contemporary perfected android technology found , you who are neither more nor less than a silk epil, you do not have a life and not have it, you do not have a family, friends, a relationship, you do not have to have a shit outside of your work . You have imagined what would be your ideal life, to meet the very high, so cool, elegant CEO of your agency in super-super-pussy-super center at Milan. And you answer:
Wake up at 6 am.
jogging to keep fit.
8.30 am in the office working.
about in "beat the newsroom" all morning, that when they use this expression here, "beat the editorial," you unwittingly increased salivation, like Pavlov's dog, and an overwhelming need to spit t'assale in the face.
Lunch
the beautician to heal, to draining treatments and facials ... and with € 900 per month in Milan you can afford it just fine.
Afternoon proactive and brilliant.
Three hours of unpaid overtime to attend to the operation: precision and punctuality are essential. If you can not do it, do not panic, you can always come to the office on weekends.
gym to keep fit.
Vegetarian Dinner with purifying tea.
After Dinner leafing through newspapers and magazines that do not have time to browse in 12 hours in the office.
Or, alternatively, social event to go Piar.
to bed not too late, that you do not befit those dark circles.
yes, this would the difference.
A well, really deserves an award later this year. Really deserve promotion to the amazing thousand euros per month.
So yes, all life.
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