eliminated Italy in the World Cup 2010. Renzo Bossi
test its first erection.
(His girlfriend, however, has received the last of Balotelli)
What will become of this training championship in high school? Soccer Parish, by sub-amateur performance?
Mystery revealed:
Zambrotta , per game over, calls for a Gillette Mach Plus XXII Air Flow.
must touch the goatee. In the evening he is expected at Cocorico. Iaquinta makes a break. Break with the brawn.
Gilardino get drunk water olive grove.
Buffon s'ingozza cook the national team.
Marchetti impulse buys all Dario Argento's filmography: he wants to try the same emotion in his door.
Montolivo talking on the phone with Maria De Filippi: tronista will be next season.
As advisor, Federico Moccia. Gattuso send your resume to a call center vodafone. But do not take it. Apparently not speak clearly.
De Rossi decide who will play in the next round of Crime Novel. The beard gives him (the thug from air).
Criscito looks loop all the episodes of Power Rangers.
Cannavaro cries. He knows that hell will be forced to run for eternity on a treadmill.
Pirlo was never convened. His last World Cup were those of 2006. Silvio
guarantees. If Quagliarella had called Quail maybe CT would first put in the field ...
Not to make too much trouble, click Gomorrah.
Pepe , to ease the tension, practice masturbation watching a video of Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars make a lap dance for Holly and Benji.
Camoranesi , in a fit of despair, drowns his straightener in a bathtub full of Havana Club, Alma de Cuba
Marcello Lippi will take to the policy ( which is however still lower than the performance of the country).
A we do is realize that this great country is no longer even able to play football. And our national team is a reflection of who we are: a bunch of lazy derelict adrift, devoid of creativity, inspiration, imagination, style and class.
Berlusconi is outraged by the performance of the Azzurri in this World Cup.
The premature disqualification is not enough to distract the public. The Prime Minister will come up that makes paid sex with Rita Levi Montalcini now to distract the Italians and to pass orders, censures, amnesties, pardons and dismissal.
Bel image damage.
The ruling class falls into a panic.
"Travaglio Di Pietro and spoil the Italian world," broadcast Felt .
"Only one team full of southerners, could be beaten by the Slavs of shit," said Maroni .
"I suppose to believe that self-criticism should be made to understand what does not work in our chemistry," began Walter Veltroni during the workshop "ineffective and inefficient for a living" held with the national team following the defeat.
"These guys are sunk," he finally said Premier .
"I promised to send Carfagna, Gelmini, Carlucci and Santanché in the locker room after the game if they won ...", says dismay. "Between 4 years will be different ... Italy will win!" concluded Berlusconi.
Reliable sources say that the One & Three intends, after having abolished the ICI and beat the cancer, to buy the entire world and to manage the organization of the tournament Dell'Utri that, however, the fantasy is very strong.
Meanwhile, you'd go back to 2006.
4 years younger, 3 kg more lean, sitting in Piazza Maggiore in Bologna with a broken tailbone, to look at Buffon, Materazzi, Pirlo, Grosso, Camoranesi, Totti, Toni (Toni who was that dumpling) to celebrate as if, for some hours, there was something to celebrate, in a general three-color display, as if for a few hours, there was an Italy to pay homage.
Now tiferai Argentina.
But, anyway, is not the same thing.
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