He 's back Travis .
was a piece that you could not see. Until last night.
sneaking, came out for a walk on the ceiling of your kitchen after the boys were dismissed.
Yesterday you called home a handful of people for the debut of Italy . Not that you ever imported a saw, football. You're one of those vaginas completely immune to the charms of 11 Truzzi in shorts, sweating and swearing on the pitch. But, you know, the world will follow, and if it goes well, are an excuse to "do brothel", as suggested Amnesia yesterday, in his supreme wisdom.
After work you went to stock up on beer and chips and then you have accepted the customers: Amnesia, Ciarlo, John Nix and Steo.
include a pole, a foul, a offside ("The offside, a mysterious phenomenon" by women) have learned that Nix has changed some time between work and will change the city. Steo is rather discouraged the idea of \u200b\u200bfinding a story to live at a distance, but you try to cheer him up, presenting the case history your man doing 10 to 12 hours by train every weekend to come to Milan (and not because Tuscany is on a different time zone, but because the State Railways are crap). And, in the case of Nix and Steo, it may still be a much smaller distance. The insecurity is a way of life and until you establish relationships before meeting her future (otherworldly experience that often does not occur before age 30), it is ordinary to meet these situations. You have an in-depth know-how on.
Then you learn that Ciarli will start tomorrow's third stage. It will be his third "first day of school." After the first stage to refund variable (depending on what is technically spent) and the second stage in an agency so cool, where he worked on average 11 hours per day to € 300 per month, comes the third stage to zero refund, just good food. Which is not bad, considering that Ciarli has 27 years and may be live by their parents for another 10, according to Italian media.
seems that something small in the background, shouting and gesticulating dramatically, "big babies, big babies." E 'Renato Brunetta.
Take a calculations and noted that, however, on balance, for better or for worse, have changed all work, except you.
What does he mean? Maybe not enough in CVspamming you agree? Probably. You are lazy and live in the face of evidence that your to-do-list do not reset ever.
cash this observation with yourself and then get John . John is the best friend of Amnesia, palemmitano him well, gay and superintraprendente, has found a home and work in Milan in 1 week and after 10 days had already entered into the pool. The weekend passes between London, Amsterdam and Palermo, but he likes Milan. Profession: unknown. Education: something with numbers, for sure.
Finally, I ordered the pizzas. Right on time, as befits an order made at a pizzeria in Milan to take away the night playing Italy in the World Cup, the pizzas arrived at 22.00, a messenger brought from Pakistan's powerful performance Egyptian pizza maker.
At 23.30 the house is empty.
Almost.
In fact, Travis is back . There are known several months ago when he responded to an ad on your website Arachne-Rent , who earns interstices of a commission on rent for the spiders.
"About time no see!" You said.
"Ah ... hello Marlene ........ you know, I call ...... you did not receive my message?"
"Not really, you're a little 'back with the rent, you know?"
"I know, I know ..."
"Okay, but please see the talk about vile pecunia after ... where you been?" You look good, you look beautiful, grown and plump ... " - Since you know Travis, your arachnophobia has been mitigated. Travis the spider who lives in the back of your dresser for 30 € a month (central heating costs included).
"I'm in trouble," he did "I had to disappear for a bit 'out of circulation"
"Mary, who happened to you?"
"Casini armed with spiders ..."
"Trafficking in Narcotic Drugs flies?"
"But I figured ... you do not eat here anymore. Other than ..."
"flies became extinct?"
"No, the government Raid it is prohibited to make the cobwebs "
" What do you mean? It 's a thing DDT , prohibit the cobwebs! You can not prohibit a spider weaving a web ... it would be like banning men to think or speak! "
" But really seems to be back in the days of DDT! The truth is that spiders are cleft, just because the Raid smells less and is perhaps slightly less toxic, they believe it is different "
" But ... "
" But of course the differences are thin ... very thin, both are toxic, we are prohibiting this for which we were born ... what is in our nature to do ... "
" But you, why did you end up in trouble? "
" I had a spider-shaped phallic symbol "
"Travis, you're an artist"
"It was a symbolic protest ..."
"And what do I have the pleasure tonight?"
"I went out on the ceiling to look at the world ... to watch the World Cup and not think about the filth that is the government ... is not it what they did the Italians tonight?"
Travis is a brilliant spider.
And you're glad you're back.
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