For example, one should understand the importance of existential Giugliacci and meteorology in general.
Put, for example, that a wake up at 08.30. Move the alarm clock at 08.45. Then at 08.50. Then, at 08:52. When he arrives at 8:55 to see that move came at the terminus of its energy reserves, the lobby sleep impa zzirà, the rest will exceed $ 100 per barrel, while the stock markets tremble ... ' eco-friendly and recyclable area of \u200b\u200bhis brain will begin offering alternative forms of rest.
Put that one, then, despite everything, is raised with difficulty, to drag into the bathroom, do the pee and went back to sleep perched on health Ideal Standard.
Put that one, then, hold your toothbrush and you blink the AZ for his ultra-white teeth, yellow ocher, taking care of your oral hygiene to semi-closed eyes, through which still can, separately, to identify two eye style Prodigy ... the result of last night arguing with the Mid Melinda (c 'is a proverb that says that love is not nice if not a nuclear war, preceded by ethnic cleansing and crimes against humanity).
Put that one, incidentally, remember that day which has the well as a meeting and can not wear the first things I found in the primitive nebula (it is said of the tangle of clothes on right half of the bed, autogenerantesi, that even when the zero, is back after an hour there, not eradicated, such as mold).
And then one, completely oblivious to the weather and Giugliacci, ingenuotte one of those who think: "Go that we played the half-season at the racetrack, but that interaction, of seasons, there must still be missed ... spring and fall can be accepted but the summer, but summer, but summer ... not! "
Well, that one, then that would be you and it's time to speak in second person and not the third, crashed or I'll go out and not more than, well, you, completely oblivious to the weather, you decide to wear a colored dress, so close holidays. Bello, sleeveless and low-cut, but in its way task. In short, one of those stuff that you wear no n ever to go and drink a beer in Taranto, then here is something decent, well paid 50 euros, money that you are, and what's more it also goes well with the turquoise shoes, real fake plastic coated satin, which are your favorite or so.
way out, at 9:05 intersections Cecilia , the door of your building, who is from Ecuador, has hair blacks, white teeth that even drug dealers and eyes dark dark laugh forever. Cecilia itagnolo speaks in a strange language somewhere between English and Italian. Cecilia was always smiling, and she tells you the greetings: "Hello beautiful, god bless you ....". Sometimes it also tells you that you lost weight. But it is not true. Not if the lost weight at all. However you say it and you define "good" at 9 am, when no one ever told you that. No, once, a thousand years ago, after a night of San Lorenzo on the rocks, I woke with cartoon hair from salt bath at night and buried by a blanket of inspiration and a grunge Raffo in hand. Pepo look at you and said you were the only person who knew that she could be beautiful even when fully awake and make-up. It seemed that the blonde's Peroni. For you, at the time, were Biond a.
Some compliments, that will never return, the result of the abuse alcohol still in his body, if one remembers them forever, then.
While waiting for the tram you see clouds in the sky but you can not realize what is about to fall on your day. Just enough time to arrive at the office, where it crosses Gloria that, however, is the door (or caretaker, not'll never know) of the building where you work. Gloria never smiles, has fair skin, curly blond hair, green eyes and uses a kind of horrible pearly pink lipstick. Gloria comes from the South Tyrol and speak in German, a strange language halfway between German and Italian. For the first nine months has largely refrained from saying goodbye, then she started to respond to your "Good morning" with a kind of grumbling that invariably choked larynx height.
Now, you have to be nicer, however it has been over a year. Now, almost smiling, and sometimes converses well with you, to recommend not to throw cigarette butts in the yard.
"Gloria, do not ever throw in the courtyard I"
"Eeevabbèèèdilloooallealtrealloooraa," said in one breath, as they speak mountains with Annette, the sky is always blue.
Then you come to the office and you think you're too roughly dressed decently. Of course, if you were plated hair or makeup, would have been better. If I put in order his eyebrows and I took a lamp would be better.
But you subjection to the fascination of the wonders Ugly Duckling , Inaccessible you enjoy and be reborn, with intensive treatment, the beautician Southerner, where you can make hands, feet, lamp, cerebral waxing, eyebrows and mustache , paying € 30. And you can feel the happiest woman in the world.
But other than that, you seem star roughly dressed decent. Except that in half an hour on the pleasant city of Lombardy strikes a real tropical storm.
Then you break forth, much to the disappointment, in a "cold"
The boss looks at you and you answered: "And you're also pretty bare today, you you're right by the beach today " .
There is an expression endlessly colorful and indecent, which it says in your part in these cases, so that even a vulgar insult to seize the Austrian Phonetic without understanding its meaning: ngulacitammuert .
Meanwhile, outside the storm rages. Today. July 29, 2010.
course, being told to be dressed for the beach, it's nothing compared to when he told you all'abominio Ciarli . Ciarli is used in its third stage. The third stage, tired. The work is like a relationship, even worse than a relationship, because the work certainly will not be equal. The stage, then, is like a relationship with an asshole, that's got smaller and it is believed a large fig tree. The worst of all, in essence, that in that case it would be better dell'autoerotismo, or the professional services or, more simply, crafts (woodworking, for men, it is recommended).
Ciarli is in its third stage and if he wants to return to Palermo. Then you said that you should no longer apply or accept internship positions. We do the interview? Do you like me? Well, I do a project, minimum. If no, fuck you. Next case. Before or later something will come out. All the more so, it is unacceptable to think of doing an internship with a leader who looks at you and says,
" What's your name? "
" Carla "
" No, you do not have a face like a Carla ... I'll call you Patty! "
CC-CosAAA?
Since that day, Ciarli became Patty . The head is a little nervous', too, because apparently Ciarli has a certain reluctance to get used to his new identity. When you hear call Patty, hardly a time. On the other hand, chattering must learn to adapt, it's a good transaction, barter their identity for 300 € per month. What the fuck wants, even her, he could call his name for 27 years? What he wants, Ciarlo, did not understand how's the market? He did not realize that the boss has the same powers as a minister of God that 27 years ago did a water balloon with holy water saying that it was called Ciarletta?
I names are changed, such as the font of a text. Like the color of the glaze.
For example, you say to chatter, you could call now on your head "Little bitch capitalist 2 euro cents in all copper" and excuse yourself by saying that his face was little bitch capitalist 2 euro cents all in copper.
not end there.
A day out to smoke a cigarette together, and the PSC (little bitch capitalist) get to watch Ciarli from head to toe want you to know, is always a nice feeling when some bitch capitalist team will head to toe. Breathe. The smoke Marlboro Light enters the lungs and out of the PSC more toxic than it was entered.
"Patty, you should lose weight"
"..."
"Not so much ... would be just 5 or 6 pounds"
"..."
"Come on, you can do it!"
"..."
Now, you do not know what the equivalent Palermo's "ngulacitammuert" but are you sure it exists and you are sure that the Ciarli thought.
Before becoming a hominid Kubrick memory and grasp on the music of Strauss, a shank Capitalist little shit and start throwing it in the air, then using it as an instrument of aggression and domination, sull'esangue body defenseless a cursed slave any.
Tonight, exactly, you go - I hope - to greet chatter and Amnesia, pack your bags, empty the refrigerator of all perishable foods, will try to park in favor of Barrett-mobile stand , so as not to find a notebook of fines for your return, pack the traditional holiday clothing made of fabric and little transparency, you'll wonder if you forget something and you answer that yes, of course, but never mind.
You have almost finished reading Fight Club and it's like nothing you really tangesse.
It is as if the only knowledge that your soul is vital pneuma: tomorrow, leave!
And you do not let anyone or anything to ruin the most coveted 20 days of human history from 2009 to 2010.
PS: I hope very much to turn off your brain for the entire duration of the holiday greetings ... so all the shots patrons of this little corner of cyber frustration and wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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